Buy a Boring Business SummitUse M&A Experts and AI Agents to Find, Evaluate, and Fund a Profitable HVAC BusinessPlumbing Co. Within 90 Days
WARNING: 90% of aspiring business buyers never close a deal. They spend months "researching" and end up exactly where they started. Starting March 7–9, a panel of M&A attorneys, SBA bankers, and CPAs who normally charge $500–$2,000/hour will show you exactly how to be in the 10% who actually buy.
Deploy AI agents that scrape broker sites, do outreach to owners, and evaluate deals — your entire M&A team in your pocket
Your W-2 history qualifies you for SBA loans on a $1M+ acquisition — even between jobs
AI-proof businesses that retiring boomers are desperate to sell — in every town in America
The #1 error that costs first-time buyers $30K–$80K — our CPA will make sure you avoid it
Structure deals so the SELLER finances most of it — and why they'll agree
Watch the panel analyze a real business for sale — see exactly how the pros evaluate deals
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INSTANT BONUS: Download the Deal Evaluation Checklist immediately after registering
You're getting $4,779 in value for just $97 — that's 2 cents on the dollar. Show up ready to learn. Couples welcome on a single ticket.
I Bought 3 Businesses at 18. That Was 10 Years Ago.
Not a lot has changed about the best businesses to buy. But everything has changed about the speed in which you can buy and grow them.
I didn't come from money. No trust fund. No family connections in business. What I had was a mentor — Dan S. Peña, one of the most successful business acquisition experts alive. I flew to his castle in Scotland, learned his framework for buying businesses with other people's money, and came home with a plan. Within months, I'd raised the capital I needed, secured SBA funding, and closed on my first home health business. Then I did it again. And again. Three acquisitions before my 21st birthday — without a dollar of family money.
Here's what's different now. Back then, finding deals meant cold-calling owners, driving neighborhoods, and waiting months for brokers to return your call. Today, AI agents can scrape every brokerage site, do outreach to business owners on your behalf, and evaluate incoming deals before you spend a minute on them. You have an entire M&A team in your pocket.
And the window is short. 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every single day. They own profitable, boring businesses in every town in America — laundromats, plumbing companies, commercial cleaning operations, auto repair shops — and most of them have no succession plan. The people who move now will have their pick. The people who wait will be competing with private equity firms who are already deploying these same AI tools at scale.
That's why I built this event. I'm putting you in a room with M&A attorneys, SBA bankers, and CPAs who close acquisitions every day — professionals who normally charge $500–$2,000/hour. Over 3 days, they'll walk you through the entire process, set up your AI deal-hunting agents live, and answer your specific questions.
The best businesses to buy haven't changed. The speed at which you can find and close them has. Don't miss this window.
Where You Are Now vs. Where You'll Be After This Event
It's 90 days from now. You've closed on a profitable business in an AI-proof industry. Cash flow is hitting your account every month. You control your schedule. You're building equity your family owns — not trading hours for a paycheck. The business has been running for 15 years. The customers keep coming back. The employees know what they're doing. And you acquired it using a framework, financing strategy, and tax structure you learned over 3 days.
That's what this event is designed to make possible.
Stop Guessing.Start Closing. A Proven 5-Phase System.
Most aspiring buyers spend 6–12 months watching YouTube from people who've never closed a deal. The Buy a Boring Business Summit compresses that timeline into 3 days.
AI-Powered Deal Discovery
Deploy AI agents that do outreach to business owners, scrape broker sites, and present you with qualified deals
Deal Architecture & Financing
Your W-2 history qualifies you for SBA financing — even between jobs
Due Diligence & Threat Assessment
The 83-point "Death List" checklist used on hundreds of acquisitions
Tax Strategy & Legal Structure
Asset vs. stock purchases — and why the wrong choice costs you $30K–$80K
Negotiation & Closing
LOI templates — battle-tested, fill-in-the-blank, ready to send
Included Bonuses
INSTANT DOWNLOAD ON REGISTRATION: Deal Evaluation Checklist (2-page rapid assessment tool)
An Entire M&A Team in Your Pocket
Pre-AI business buyers spent months manually hitting up brokers, cold-calling owners, and refreshing BizBuySell every morning hoping something new popped up. Most gave up before they ever found a real deal.
At this event, you'll set up AI agents that scrape every major brokerage site, do outreach to business owners and brokers on your behalf, and provide the necessary information that makes you look like a serious, qualified buyer. When sellers send their financials back, your AI evaluates the deal instantly — so you only spend time on opportunities worth pursuing.
Faster time to close. Better deals. Less risk than any pre-AI buyer ever had.
This workshop alone would cost $497 if we offered it separately. It's included with your $97 seat.
Scrape Every Broker Site
Your AI agent continuously scrapes BizBuySell, BizQuest, and dozens of broker sites — filtering for your exact criteria. No more manually refreshing listings every morning.
Outreach to Owners & Brokers
The agent reaches out to business brokers and owners on your behalf with the right language and info that makes you look like a serious, qualified buyer — not a tire-kicker.
Evaluate Incoming Deals
When owners and brokers send their financials over, your AI evaluates the deal against your criteria before you spend a single minute on it. Only qualified opportunities hit your desk.
You've Been Told These Things Are True. They're Not.
Every person who's successfully acquired a business had to overcome the same three beliefs that are stopping you right now. Here's what actually happened when they did:
"Buying a business is only for wealthy investors."
A former operations manager with modest savings and no business experience attended the summit. Using the frameworks from the event, he identified a commercial cleaning company through off-market sourcing, structured a deal with seller financing and an SBA loan, and closed with minimal cash down.
Within six months, the business was generating more than his previous salary — and he owned the asset.
"I don't have the experience or knowledge. I'll get taken advantage of."
A complete beginner attended the event with zero business experience. She brought a deal she'd found online to the panel. The CPA caught a tax structuring issue that would have cost her over $50K — something her own accountant missed entirely. The M&A attorney restructured the purchase agreement.
She closed within 60 days on a profitable business, fully protected.
"There's no capital available. I can't afford to buy a business."
He assumed he needed $150K+ in cash to buy a business. He almost didn't register. At the event, the SBA banker and panel showed him financing structures he'd never heard of — seller financing combined with SBA lending and ROBS (using retirement funds penalty-free).
He got into a business with a fraction of what he expected. The capital was there the entire time.
The Lawyers, Bankers, and CPAs Who Close Acquisitions Every Day.
We invited the lawyers, bankers, and CPAs who close acquisitions every day — and charge $500–$2,000/hour to do it. Every person on this panel has been in the room, signed the papers, and protected buyers from six-figure mistakes. Here's who you'll be learning from:
Joshua Kim — Host
Deal Sourcing, Negotiation, AI Deal-Finding
Joshua bought his first three businesses before turning 21 — mentored by legendary dealmaker Dan S. Peña at Guthrie Castle in Scotland. With no family money, he raised capital and secured SBA financing to acquire home health businesses, then expanded across multiple industries. At this event, he'll walk you through the exact process he uses to find, evaluate, negotiate, and close deals — including how to deploy AI agents to source deals 24/7.
M&A Attorney
Legal Structure, Negotiation, Asset Protection
This attorney has closed hundreds of business acquisitions. They specialize in purchase agreements, LOI structure, asset protection, and spousal ownership structures. At the event, they'll walk you through the legal framework that protects you from day one — and show you what your attorney should insist on in every purchase agreement. They'll also cover negotiation strategies specific to retiring business owners.
SBA Lender / Banker
SBA Financing, Deal Structuring, ROBS
This banker has facilitated over $100M in SBA loans for business acquisitions. They'll cover SBA qualification, new 2025 rule changes, how your W-2 history qualifies you (even between jobs), veteran priority processing, and the ROBS strategy for using retirement funds penalty-free and tax-free. If you've been told you can't afford to buy a business, this session will change your mind.
CPA / Tax Strategist
Tax Strategy, Entity Structuring, Due Diligence
Most CPAs will file your taxes. This one will restructure your entire acquisition to save you tens of thousands of dollars before you even close. They specialize exclusively in business acquisitions — entity structuring, asset vs. stock purchases, day-one deductions, and the tax mistakes that cost most buyers $30K–$80K. If your CPA hasn't done acquisition tax work, you need this session.
What If You're About to Make a $200K Mistake And You Don't Even Know It?
Here's the truth: Most first-time buyers don't lose money because they bought a bad business. They lose money because they didn't have anyone in their corner who'd done it before. They missed the red flag on page 14 of the P&L. They didn't ask about customer concentration. They structured the entity wrong and paid $50K extra in taxes. These are real mistakes that happen every single week.
This is the session that makes this event different from anything else out there. A real business currently listed for sale gets analyzed by the entire panel in real time — financials, valuation, red flags, deal structure, financing strategy. No theory. No hypotheticals. Real numbers, analyzed by professionals who do this for a living.
- →The listing or broker package (if you have one)
- →Asking price, annual revenue, and SDE/EBITDA
- →Any financials the seller has shared
- →Your questions — the ones keeping you up at night
Don't have a deal yet? That's fine. You'll learn exactly what to look for by watching others get evaluated — and you'll have the workbook framework to apply when you find one.
You Present Your Deal
Bring the listing, the broker package, or the numbers from a business you've found. Share the asking price, revenue, SDE, and any details you have. Don't worry if it's messy — that's the point.
The Panel Tears It Apart (In a Good Way)
Our experts will identify red flags you missed, opportunities you didn't see, and the questions you need to ask the seller BEFORE you go any further. This is the feedback that prevents $200K mistakes.
You Get a Custom Strategy — Not Generic Advice
How to structure the offer. What financing to pursue. How to negotiate the terms. What your first 30 days should look like. Specific to YOUR deal, YOUR situation, YOUR numbers.
You Leave With a Plan
How to structure the offer. What financing to pursue. How to negotiate the terms. What your first 30 days should look like. Specific to the deal, the situation, the numbers. You leave with clarity, not more questions.
"I Can't Afford to Buy a Business" Is Almost Never True.
The #1 reason good deals die is the buyer assumed they couldn't afford it. They never talked to an SBA banker. They never asked the seller about financing. They never learned about ROBS. The capital was there the entire time — they just didn't know where to look.
At this event, our SBA banker who has facilitated $100M+ in acquisition loans will walk you through every financing option available to you — including structures most buyers and most brokers don't know exist.
A one-hour consultation with an SBA specialist costs $300–$500. You're getting direct access included with your $97 seat.
SBA Loans (New 2025 Rules)
Our SBA banker has facilitated over $100M in acquisition loans. They'll walk you through the new 2025 rule changes, qualification criteria, and how your W-2 history qualifies you — even between jobs.
Seller Financing Structures
Most retiring owners will carry a note if you structure it right. You'll learn the exact language and deal terms that get sellers to say yes to financing 20–40% of the purchase price.
ROBS (Retirement Funds, Penalty-Free)
Use your 401(k) or IRA to fund an acquisition — penalty-free and tax-free. This strategy alone has helped hundreds of buyers get into businesses with zero bank debt.
Creative Combinations
The most powerful deals combine multiple sources: partial seller financing + SBA + ROBS. You'll see exactly how to stack these structures to minimize your cash out of pocket.
12 Million Boomer-Owned Businesses Are About to Hit the Market. Most Buyers Aren't Ready. You Will Be.
They're calling it the "Silver Tsunami." Baby boomers own 51% of all privately held businesses in America. By 2030, every single one of them will be 65 or older. That's 12 million businesses that need new owners — and 55% of those owners have no succession plan.
These aren't speculative tech startups. These are cash-flowing, recession-resistant businesses in industries that exist in every town in America — plumbing, HVAC, commercial cleaning, manufacturing, auto repair, laundromats, trucking, pest control. Businesses with loyal customers, recurring revenue, and real assets. The demand doesn't go away.
Here's what makes this a once-in-a-generation window: 74% of business owners plan to sell or transfer ownership, and 37% plan to sell within two years. The businesses exist. The financing exists. The sellers are motivated. The only thing missing is qualified buyers who know what they're doing.
// The Numbers Don't Lie
of all privately held U.S. businesses are owned by baby boomers
Source: The Guardian, 2024
businesses expected to change hands in the next decade
Source: Forbes, Feb 2025
of business owners plan to sell or transfer ownership
Source: Gallup, Mar 2025
of business owners plan to sell within two years
Source: BizBuySell, 2025
of business owners are 55+ and 23% are 65+
Source: U.S. Census Bureau
Americans reaching retirement age in 2025 alone
Source: VantageScore
12 AI-Proof Industries Where Retiring Owners Need Buyers NOW
These businesses exist in every town in America. They can't be replaced by software.
NEW IN 2025: The SBA rewrote its lending rules. Our banker will walk you through every change and how it affects your deal.
The window is open. The businesses are available. The question is: will you be ready?
3 Days. 11 Sessions. A Complete Acquisition Education.
Every session gives you a specific, usable outcome — not just information. Here's exactly what happens, day by day:
The Boring Business Landscape: Where the Money Is Right Now
KEYNOTECurrent state of the market. AI-proof industries. Silver Tsunami data. Why 2026 is the best window in a decade to acquire a profitable business.
→ OUTCOME: You'll know exactly which types of businesses to target and where to find them.
AI Deal-Hunting Agents: Scrape, Outreach, and Evaluate
WORKSHOPSet up AI agents that scrape broker sites, do outreach to business owners, and evaluate incoming deals. Your entire M&A team in your pocket.
→ OUTCOME: A working AI outreach and deal-hunting system you can deploy immediately.
Break
BREAK15-minute break. Review workbook. Prepare questions.
Financing Your Acquisition: SBA, Seller Financing, ROBS & Creative Structures
WORKSHOPHow your W-2 qualifies you. New 2025 SBA rule changes. Seller financing negotiation. ROBS (using retirement funds). Veteran advantages.
→ OUTCOME: 3–4 financing strategies tailored to your specific situation.
Tax Strategy & Entity Structuring: Save $30K–$80K Before You Close
WORKSHOPAsset vs. stock purchases. Entity selection (LLC, S-Corp, C-Corp). Day-one deductions. The mistake that costs most buyers tens of thousands.
→ OUTCOME: A tax-optimized acquisition structure that saves you tens of thousands.
Legal Structure, Negotiation & Closing
WORKSHOPLOI templates walkthrough. Purchase agreement essentials. Asset protection. Negotiating with retiring sellers. Timeline from LOI to close.
→ OUTCOME: A complete negotiation playbook + 3 ready-to-use LOI templates.
Break
BREAK15-minute break. Review workbook. Prepare questions for the deal teardown.
Live Deal Teardown: We Analyze a Real Business for Sale
LIVEA real business currently listed for sale gets analyzed by the entire panel in real time. Financials, valuation, red flags, deal structure, financing strategy.
→ OUTCOME: See exactly how professionals evaluate a deal from start to finish.
Due Diligence Deep Dive: The 83-Point Death List
WORKSHOPWalk through the complete due diligence checklist used on hundreds of acquisitions. Customer concentration, hidden liabilities, deferred maintenance — the silent deal killers.
→ OUTCOME: A bulletproof due diligence process that protects you from six-figure mistakes.
Bring Your Deal: Live Q&A with the Full Panel
Q&ANo question is off limits. Ask about your specific situation, timeline, deal, financing. Panel gives direct, specific answers.
→ OUTCOME: Personalized feedback on your acquisition strategy and next steps.
Action Planning & 90-Day Roadmap
KEYNOTEBuild your personal 90-day acquisition roadmap. Specific milestones, financing timeline, and AI agent deployment schedule. Leave with a written plan.
→ OUTCOME: A written action plan with specific next steps for your acquisition journey.
These People Were Exactly Where You Are. Here's What Happened Next.
Every one of these people registered for the same event you're looking at right now. Some had deals. Some didn't. Some had experience. Most didn't.
"I had a deal on the table — a commercial cleaning company. Couldn't pull the trigger. The panel found red flags in the financials I completely missed and restructured the deal so the seller carried 30% of the note. I closed 6 weeks later. This event literally saved me six figures."
"I thought I needed $150K+ in cash. The SBA banker at the event showed me financing structures I'd never heard of — seller financing combined with SBA lending got me in with a fraction of what I expected. The capital was there the entire time. I just didn't know where to look."
"I was brand new. Zero experience. The CPA caught a tax structuring issue that would have cost me over $50K — something my own accountant missed. The M&A attorney restructured the purchase agreement. I closed within 60 days on a profitable business, fully protected."
"I came without a deal — just wanted to learn. By the end of the day, I had a complete framework and set up the AI deal-hunting agents. Within 90 days I found, evaluated, and closed on a business using everything I learned at the event."
"We attended as a couple. The attorney covered spousal ownership structures we'd never considered. We structured the acquisition with one salary as a safety net and the other managing the business. It was the smartest financial decision we've ever made."
The "Leave With a Strategy" Guarantee
We know your time is valuable. So here's our commitment:
If you attend the full event and don't leave with at least 3 actionable acquisition strategies you can execute this quarter, we'll book you a private 1-on-1 strategy session with one of our acquisition experts — at no charge.
That's a $500 value. And it's yours if we don't deliver. We've never had to honor this guarantee — because the event consistently over-delivers. But we want you to register with zero risk and complete confidence.
The worst-case scenario is you pay $97, attend a 3-day event, get a $297 workbook, watch live deal teardowns, set up AI deal-hunting agents, and if somehow that's not enough, you also get a private strategy session. Your risk is $97zero.
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Still On the Fence? Read This First.
You Have Two Options Right Now.
Option 1: Do Nothing
Keep "researching." Keep watching YouTube videos from people who've never closed a deal. Spend the next 6–12 months going in circles. Maybe find a deal. Maybe not. If you do, evaluate it alone — with no expert feedback, no capital connections, and no framework to tell you if it's a good deal or a $200K mistake.
COST: 6–12 months + the deal you missed + the money you overpaid
Option 2: Register Now ($97)
Join an M&A attorney, SBA banker, CPA, and acquisition strategist over 3 days. Learn the complete system. Set up AI agents that do outreach to business owners, scrape broker sites, and evaluate deals for you. Watch a real deal get torn apart live. Walk away with a workbook, due diligence checklist, LOI templates, and a clear plan. Compress 12 months into 3 days.
COST: $97 | VALUE: $2,735 | GUARANTEE: Strategy or free 1-on-1
Here's Everything You Get — For Just $97:
"Leave With a Strategy" Guarantee: If you don't walk away with at least 3 actionable strategies, we'll book you a free 1-on-1 session. Zero risk.
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